I REVIEW 'THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (1989)'

WHY IS FREDDY KRUEGER IN 'THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (1989)'?

Hi guys, I'm back to review more media in 2023. In this week's video, I review the 1989 adaptation of the 1910 book, 'The Phantom of the Opera' by Gaston Leroux. The movie is highly flawed as it was an attempt at "updating" the story (for the time) into an 80s-style slasher film, including having 'Elm Street's' Robert Englund in the titular role. The movie suffers as it focuses way too much on these aspects of the film, but it does have some merits like good effects and nice music. I hoe my commentary can accurately convey my reasoning for why I think this.

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'THE GINGERDEAD MAN (2005)'

I GOT FOOD POISONING FROM WATCHING ‘THE GINGERDEAD MAN (2005)’ | Soapy’s 2022 Xmas

Hey everyone, I have returned from my hiatus. In this week's video I reviewed the film, 'The Gingerdead Man', and it was definitely an "experience". The film centres around a bakery ran by a family, the father and son of which are killed by a later executed murderer named Findlemeyer (Gary Busey) and the bakery is left to the mother and daughter. One of the baked goods, a gingerbread man is possessed by Findlemeyer and goes on a murder spree. This film is basically a bad festively themed rip-off of the 'Child's Play' franchise, but I hope my commentary can make it more bearable.

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'THE NEVERENDING STORY (1984)'

I UNLOCKED MY CHILDHOOD TRAUMA BY WATCHING ‘THE NEVERENDING STORY (1984)’

This week I have decided to review 'The Neverending Story' as I thoroughly enjoy talking about childhood favourites of mine from the 80s. The scene with Artax in the Swamp of Sadness really upset me when I watched it as a child, but I'm so glad I revisited this and it's really catchy theme song.

-Soapy

I REVIEW NEIL BREEN'S 'TWISTED PAIR (2018)'

WATCHING ‘TWISTED PAIR (2018)’ MADE ME QUESTION MY REALITY

Last year, I reviewed the film, 'I Am Here... Now' by Neil Breen. I've seen a lot of bad movies, but this one is really up there. The effects are unbelievably bad, plot is incoherent due to the atrocious editing and let's just say I've seen better acting from cardboard cutouts. For this week's review, I decided to sit through another one of Neil Breen's films, this one being 'Twisted Pair (2018)'. Breen tries to be more "creative" with his film-making, now editing himself into his much-loved stock footage and playing TWO protagonists instead of one. Those are the only good things that I can say about this movie. I'm not super chuffed with the results of my speed-paint for this video, so I probably won't post it here, but it is available to view on my Twitter page.

-Soapy

I Review 'Highlander (1986)'

I BECAME IMMORTAL TWICE OVER THROUGH WATCHING ‘HIGHLANDER (1986)’

For this week's video, I am reviewing the film 'Highlander' from 1986. I know that I have kind of built a reputation for myself for reviewing trashy media (which I do love reviewing), but I really enjoyed this film and I think that it is genuinely a great one. I watched it a few times as a kid and then re-watched it for the first time in years and I have to say that I was pleasantly surprised. I hope you all enjoy my review!

-Soapy

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 2022

‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)’ – A Forgotten Prototype | Soapy’s Halloween Special 2022

This year, I have been uploading reviews on vampire media that I have found questionable to varying degrees during the month of October. For my Halloween Special video, I decided that it would be appropriate to review the often-overlooked 1992 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' film. It serves as a prototype for the better-known 'Buffy' TV series and parallels between the two can be easily made. Hope you enjoy the video and have a Happy Halloween, everyone!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER (2001)'

I SACRIFICED MYSELF TO WATCH ‘JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER (2001)’

For this week's review, I review the atrocious film 'Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter'. It is exactly what you'd expect from the title alone. In short, a group of evil vampires are trying to convert all the lesbians in a town to make some kind of lesbian vampire army and Jesus is called upon to save them. Other than the premise being extremely questionable the whole film looks and sounds like it was filmed on a Nokia from the early 2000s. I hope my review makes it bearable!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'SUCK (2009)'

HOW MUCH DOES ‘SUCK (2009)’ SUCK?

For this week's review video, I decided to review a film that I found mediocre, yet endearing and entertaining. This film turned out to be 'Suck', a 2009 rock n' roll musical black comedy film centering around a band called the Winners, who find themselves dealing with more extreme band-related problems when their bassist is turned into a vampire. As you can imagine, chaos ensues. Enjoy the review!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'SHARKULA (2022)'

I THINK ‘SHARKULA (2022)’ BIT OFF MORE THAN IT COULD CHEW | Shocking Shark Films

Hey, everyone! For this week's episode of my "Vampire Month 2022" series on my channel, I am reviewing a terrible vampire-themed sharksploitation film titled 'Sharkula', that was released this year. I have seen a lot of bad (particularly sharksploitation) films but I've never seen anything quite this bad, the footage looks like it was filmed on a Nokia from 2005. Watch at your own risk!

-Soapy

DISCUSSING THE CBBC SHOW, 'YOUNG DRACULA'

‘Young Dracula (2006-2014)’ | What Happened?

Hey, everyone! In this week's video, I discuss an old childhood favourite of mine to celebrate 'Vampire Month'. The show in question is 'Young Dracula', a show that ran on CBBC from 2006-2014. The show had a break between 2008 and 2011 and after this break, the writing began to decrease in quality over time in my opinion. In this video I discuss my thoughts on this and why.

-Soapy