I REVIEW 'TRUMP VS THE ILLUMINATI (2020)'

YES. SOMEBODY ACTUALLY FUNDED ‘TRUMP VS THE ILLUMINATI (2020)'

What comes to mind when you hear that a film with that title exists? Conspiracy theory references? 2016 memes? A horribly obvious low budget? Unfortunately, this movie includes all three of these things - and no, they're not funny after. Luckily for the vast majority of people, you haven't seen this and so the true terror of this movie will be filtered through my commentary. Enjoy!

-Soapy