𝕀 ℝ𝕖𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕨 '𝕋𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕔 𝕀𝕀' (𝟚𝟘𝟙𝟘)!

‘TITANIC II’ (2010) – *DODGIEST* “Sequel” of All Time?! | Review

Hello, everyone! In this video, I discuss the extremely dodgy mockbuster film, ‘Titanic II’ (2010)! The film is exactly what it sounds like: a millionaire (Shane Van Dyke) attempts to recreate the Titanic, and low and behold, everything goes wrong on its maiden voyage! He and his ex-girlfriend (Marie Westbrook) scramble to save as many people as possible, but can our heroes get to safety in time?

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'STARMAN' (1984)!

‘STARMAN’ (1984) – John Carpenter’s Comforting Sci-Fi Romance Classic | Review

Hey, all! For this upcoming Valentine's Day, I've decided to review one of my favourite comfort films - John Carpenter's 'Starman'! It stars Karen Allen as Jenny Hayden, a recent widow who is visited by an alien who takes the form of her late husband (Jeff Bridges). She must take him to a crater to meet his people and get back home before he is captured and vivisected by the government!

I am judging the film fairly, or am I just viewing it through rose-tinted glasses? I hope I can explain why I love this film so much through my review!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'EVOLUTION' (2001)!

‘EVOLUTION’ (2001) – GHOSTBUSTERS’ Cult Comedy Sci-Fi Twin (In A “Spiritual” Sense)?! | Review

Hey, everyone! In today’s video, I'm reviewing ‘Evolution’ (2001)! It centres around two restless college professors, Ira Kane (David Duchovny) and Harry Block (Orlando Jones) who try to investigate the site of a meteorite landing with the intention of furthering their careers. Nevertheless, this leads to them befriending CDC researcher Allison Reed (Julianne Moore) and trainee firefighter Wayne Grey (Sean William Scott)… and uncovering an alien invasion!

This movie received mixed reviews when it released, but has now amassed a cult following, with one of its writers calling it "slightly underappreciated in its time". Is that fair to say, though?

-Soapy

𝕴 𝕽𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖊𝖜 '𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖇𝖆𝖙: 𝕬𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓' (1997)!

‘MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION’ (1997) – Best *WORST* Sequel Ever? | Review

𝔸𝕡𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥!

In my latest review, I discuss ‘Mortal Kombat: Annihilation’ (1997), one of the best worst movies of all time! I've already reviewed the first 'Mortal Kombat' adaptation from the 90s, so I thought it was only appropriate to review the sequel! Said sequel follows Liu Kang (Robin Shou), Kitana (Talisa Soto), Sonya Blade (Sandra Hess), Jax (Lynn 'Red' Williams) and Raiden (James Remar) who must seek allies to prevent the evil emperor Shao Kahn from merging Earthrealm Outworld. Can they save the day once again?

With half the cast being replaced since the last film, what can go wrong? Hope you guys like my first review of 2025!

-Soapy

𝕴 𝕽𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖊𝖜 '𝕹𝖊𝖜 𝖄𝖊𝖆𝖗'𝖘 𝕰𝖛𝖎𝖑' (1980)!

‘NEW YEAR’S EVIL’ (1980) – An Early Slasher That Deserves More Credit? | Review

Hello, everyone! I decided to do something special on my channel this year – a review for the New Year! ‘New Year’s Evil’ cult slasher film from 1980 which centres around a rock DJ named Blaze, who receives threats from a mysterious caller, going by ‘Evil’. Evil threatens to kill a woman at each midnight across the U.S. time zones, with Blaze being the final target! Can she escape her fate, and who is evil?

Despite its cult status, the film is often regarded as being in the 'so bad it's good' category, and has very mixed reviews. I didn't remember it being too bad before making my review; is the general consensus fair?

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'JACK FROST' (1997)!

‘JACK FROST’ (1997) – WORST Holiday Horror Flick of ALL TIME? | Review

Hello, everyone! In this video, I discuss the 1997 holiday exploitation film ‘Jack Frost’! The movie centres around a serial killer who continues his killing spree after being resurrected as an evil, one-line delivering snowman. It’s just as dodgy and low-budget as it sounds.

Hope you enjoy the video!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS' (1998)!

‘I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS’ (1998) – The Worst Christmas Comedy Ever? | Review

Hello everyone! It's finally time for my first Christmas review of 2024! In this video, I discuss the 1998 film ‘I’ll Be Home for Christmas’! The film centres around Jake (Jonathan Taylor Thomas), a college student who must find his way back home in New York in time for the holidays in the hopes that his father will give him a 1957 Porsche. However, his rival (Adam Lavorgna) leaves him stranded in the California desert and offers Jake's girlfriend (Jessica Biel) a ride home. This film is often named one of the worst Christmas-themed film of all time. But is that fair to say?

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'ABIGAIL' (2024)!

‘ABIGAIL’ (2024) – Another Win for Vampiric Comedy-Horror? | Review

Hey, everyone! I figured that it was about time for another Vampire Movie Review, so I figured that the much-discussed ‘Abigail’ (2024) would be a worthy candidate! This movie centres around a group of criminals who are hired to hold the daughter of a powerful crimelord for ransom. However, the gang realise that may have agreed to more than they bargained for when their kidnappee doesn't exactly seem human.

I've seen this movie be discussed on other movie review/reaction channels, but is ‘Abigail’ worth the hype? Hopefully, my video will answer this question!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'MONSTER HOUSE' (2006)!

‘MONSTER HOUSE’ (2006) – The World’s CREEPIEST Animated Feature... | Hallowe’en Review 2024

Hey, everyone!! 🦇

While ‘Coraline’ is definitely up there, there is one children’s (animated) film that definitely takes the cake when it comes to giving its target audience nightmares, and that film is… ‘Monster House’!! The film centres around a trio of friends who must defend their neighbourhood from a very unusual supernatural threat, that being a possessed house that attacks anyone that comes near it!

I found this movie really unsettling back in the day, and I wanted to know if I was in the right for thinking so, or if the film had aged horribly. Is this movie actually very good, or just another uncanny valley animated film from the 2000s? I hope to find out through this review! Happy Hallowe'en, everyone!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'CORALINE' (2009)!

‘CORALINE’ (2009) – A “Family Friendly” Horrifying Inter-Dimensional Fable | Review

Hey, everyone! 🦇

In the video linked above, I discuss ‘Coraline’, a 2009 family dark-fantasy/horror film made via stop-motion animation, and adapted from Neil Gaiman’s novella of the same time. The film follows Coraline Jones, a neglected girl who ends up finding a door leading to a parallel world after moving house. Despite things seeming perfect on the surface, things may not be as they seem.

I was really creeped out by this film when I saw it as a kid, but I ended up really liking it when I rewatched it for my review! But, are my feelings on it justified! Hopefully, I'll be able to convince you in my review!

-Soapy