I REVIEW 'BEAUTIFUL WEDDING' (2024)

‘BEAUTIFUL WEDDING’ (2024) – The Dylan Sprouse WATTPAD AHH Movie Somehow Got A SEQUEL | Review

Hello, everyone! In the above review, I discuss the sequel to the highly questionable 2023 romance film, ‘Beautiful Disaster’ – aptly titled, ‘Beautiful Wedding’. The film chronicles Abby, Travis, Shepley and America fleeing to Mexico to escape from avaricious mob boss, Benny after getting married while highly intoxicated. I remember somewhat enjoying the previous instalment in the 'Beautiful' film series, but how does the sequel compare?

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'DIMENSIONS IN TIME' (1993)!

‘DIMENSIONS IN TIME’ – The East Enders x Doctor Who COLLAB (Best Worst ‘Who’ Episode Ever?) | Review

Hello, everyone! In this review, I talk about the infamous, 'Dimensions in Time'! This 1993 special encompasses a crossover between the classic series of 'Doctor Who' and 'East Enders'! I'm not sure what the connection is, but apparently anything goes in the 90s! In the episode, the Doctor must stop the Rani’s evil scheme to trap all of the Doctor’s incarnations in a time loop, but he ends up trapped in Albert Square! Can the Doctor (all of his living incarnations up until this point) and his companions escape?

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'WINNIE-THE-POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY' (2024)

‘WINNIE-THE-POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY II’ (2024) – The ‘Poohniverse’ Saga Goes On… | Review 🐻🍯

Hello everyone! This video is on ‘Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2’! We all thought the 'Poohniverse' was an idea for 2023 and 2023 alone, but apparently not! The saga continues as the second entry to the ‘Twisted Childhood Universe’ (the TCU, or ‘Poohniverse’) – has been released! I wasn’t too impressed with the original film, but I will say that this is definitely an improvement, at least in the effects department!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'PLANET 51' (2009)!

‘PLANET 51’ (2009) – The Rock’s FIRST Animated Feature… Was It Over-Hated? | Review

Hey, guys! In the review linked above, I discuss the film, ‘Planet 51’ (2009)! In said film, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson voices Charles T. Baker, an astronaut that crash lands on a planet inhabited by very human-like aliens living in society reminiscent of 1950s Earth! He must evade the alien authorities as to them, HE is the alien! Has this movie aged like milk due to its planet-sized problems, or is there more to it below the surface? I try to figure that out in my review!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'SPACE CHIMPS' (2008)

‘SPACE CHIMPS’ (2008) – Mediocre, Forgettable or Forgettably Mediocre? | Review

Hello, everyone! In this week's video, I’m going to be discussing another relatively obscure animated film from the 2000s, ‘Space Chimps’! It centres around a group of simian astronauts that are launched into space to recover a lost satellite, but end up being transported to an alien planet through a worm-hole. The group have to find their way back home and rescue the satellite, all while evading a tyrannical alien who is using said satellite for dictatorial purposes. Can they find their way back home?

I REVIEW 'PINOCCHIO'S REVENGE' (1996)

‘PINOCCHIO’S REVENGE’ (1996) – Psychological Puppet Horror or Franchise Knock-Off? | Review

Hey, everyone! In my latest film review, I'm exploring the world of 90s horror again by bringing my thoughts on the seemingly little-known 1996 B-movie, 'Pinocchio's Revenge'. The film centres around a Public Defence lawyer, Jennifer, who brings a Pinocchio puppet home to her anxious daughter, Zoe. Mysterious violent incidents begin to occur around the girl and her doll, but Zoe insists that Pinocchio is responsible.

This premise may sound very familiar, but would you be right in assuming that 'Pinocchio's Revenge' is just another cash-grab riding on the 'Chucky' franchise's coattails? That's what the minimal marketing might suggest, but I wanted to know more! If you thought that putting a spooky horror spin on a beloved childhood character (that just happens to be public domain) was a revolutionary idea, think again! I hope you all enjoy the review!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'BATTLEFIELD EARTH' (2000)

‘BATTLEFIELD EARTH’ (2000) – The Critical and Commercial Failure of a “Sci-Fi Epic” | Review

Hello, everyone! Hello, everyone! I've finally got around to reviewing 'Battlefield Earth' (2000), a film that's been long overdue on my to-review list for a while. The film is attempting (and arguably, failing) to be a sci-fi epic, set on a dystopian Earth in the Year 3000, where humans are enslaved a giant, humanoid race known as ‘Psychlos’.Despite their intimidating physical presence, the Psychlos prove to be rather incompetent as the film progresses. In fact, 'Battlefield Earth' won the Razzie award for the 'Worst Movie of the Decade' in 2010! But is it really that bad? Let's discuss!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'THE ADVENTURES OF TOM THUMB AND THUMBELINA' (2002)

‘THE ADVENTURES OF TOM THUMB & THUMBELINA’ (2002) – Interesting or Irrelevant?

In this video, I review an animated film from my childhood, ‘The Adventures of Tom Thumb & Thumbelina’ (2002)! The film centres around Thumbelina, who escapes from a circus and meets Tom Thumb. They search for their home as Thumbelina tries to avoid marrying the tyrannical Mole King. The two heroes meet make many friends along the way, but will they complete their mission?

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'CADE: THE TORTURED CROSSING' (2023)

‘CADE: THE TORTURED CROSSING’ (2023) – Neil Breen’s *NEW* Movie (Has This Gone Too Far?)

Hello, everyone! It’s time… to finally review ‘Cade: The Tortured Crossing’ (2023) – Neil Breen’s latest mess-terpiece! 'Cade' is a sequel to his previous film, ‘Twisted Pair (2018)’ – estranged twins Cade and Cale continue their elaborate tale of sci-fi/fantasy (?) – but has Breen gone too far down the “so bad it’s good”/”cult film” rabbit hole? I try to explore what makes this movie entertaining and where it missed the mark... and try to figure out why it was nominated for an indie movie award, as well!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'EMO: THE MUSICAL' (2016)

‘EMO: THE MUSICAL’ (2016) – I Can’t Believe This Exists Either | Review

Hey again, guys! In this video, I review 'Emo: The Musical'! It's a satirical teen musical film about an emo called Ethan who is trying to fit in at school while staying true to himself. As soon I remembered that this film existed, I just knew that I had to make a review about it! It's full of edgy mid-2010s humour and "memorable" songs. It is truly something to behold, and is really a product of its time to say the least.

-Soapy