I REVIEW 'TEEN WITCH (1989)'

‘TEEN WITCH (1989)’ INSPIRED ME TO START AN 80S RAP CAREER

Hello, everyone! This week I am reviewing 'Teen Witch' as I thought it would be fun to review a cheesy movie from the 80s again, especially one with a scene that became a meme! Overall, I think this movie was a lot of fun and the songs were definitely... memorable! Highly recommend!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'THE VELOCIPASTOR (2018)'

‘THE VELOCIPASTOR’ – The hero we didn’t need and didn’t ask for.

I am back with another "so bad it's good but self-aware" creature feature this week with my review of 'The VelociPastor'! The movie centres around a Catholic priest who transforms into a dinosaur in a werewolf-like fashion and has to stop a nefarious drug dealing gang of Catholic ninjas. It is equally parts as stupid and fun as it sounds. Enjoy!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'KILLER SOFA (2019)'

THE KILLER SOFA MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS.

This week I'm reviewing a silly possession/slasher movie (similar to 'Child's Play') from 2019 named 'Killer Sofa'. It's just as goofy as it sounds, and much like the movie I reviewed last week, 'Zombeavers (2014)', it's way more self-aware than your typical stupid "cheesy bad horror movie". I won't spoil that much from my video, but I did enjoy this film more than the usual crap I review because of that, among other reasons.

I also plan on posting more art at some point soon, I've just been feeling pretty "uninspired" this year for some reason.

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'ZOMBEAVERS (2014)'

I THOUGHT BEAVERS WERE CUTE, GUESS I WAS WRONG.

I had heard of the film 'Zombeavers' for years, and now I have finally gotten around to reviewing it! It was in equal parts what I was expecting, but it also pleasantly surprised me in how self-aware it came across as. The characters suffer the "I'm a dickhead so the audience won't care when I kick the bucket" consequence that most low-budget slasher characters suffer, but since it is parodying crappy 80s slashers, I can let it slide. Hope you all enjoy my video, and happy Easter weekend!

-Soapy

I RANT ABOUT SHAPES.

I RANT ABOUT SHAPES.

Today's video is a "very serious" video about my opinion on different shapes. Thoughts?

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'JURASSIC SHARK 2: AQUAPOCALYPSE (2021)'

THERE’S A ‘JURASSIC SHARK’ SEQUEL | Shocking Shark Films

I felt like it was about damn time to make another 'Shocking Shark Films' review, and I thought there wasn't a better film than the sequel to 'Jurassic Shark'. The original film is one of the most infamous sharksploitation films of all time (probably due to the title, although the horrible effects and acting probably don't help), and the sequel stars and was directed by the people behind 'Sharkula (2022)' - a film that I reviewed last year. Enjoy!

-Soapy

I DISCUSS JEDWARD

WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH HAPPENED TO JEDWARD??!

Hey guys, in this week's video, I am going to be deviating from the type of content that I usually discuss on my channel (usually questionable films). I am going to be discussing to figures from the music scene - although they are more well-known for their activity on TikTok nowadays, from what I can tell. Hope you all enjoy the video!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'BIGFOOT VS. THE ILLUMINATI (2020)'

‘BIGFOOT VS. THE ILLUMINATI (2020)’ EXISTS AS WELL.

So, a couple of weeks ago I reviewed 'Trump vs. the Illuminati', but I wasn't aware that there was another film in the same universe that was released in the same year... 'BIGFOOT vs. the Illuminati'. It follows a very similar story-line to the other film, and it's just as bad, if not worse. I am also trying out a new editing style, which I hope will make my videos more aesthetically pleasing and will make video editing more efficient in the future. Enjoy!

-Soapy

I REVIEW CONAN THE DESTROYER

THE H8RZ ARE LYING ABOUT 'CONAN THE DESTROYER (1984)'

Last year, I made a comparison video about the 1982 and 2011 adaptations of 'Conan the Barbarian', so I figured that it was finally time to make a review about 'Conan the Destroyer'.

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'TRUMP VS THE ILLUMINATI (2020)'

YES. SOMEBODY ACTUALLY FUNDED ‘TRUMP VS THE ILLUMINATI (2020)'

What comes to mind when you hear that a film with that title exists? Conspiracy theory references? 2016 memes? A horribly obvious low budget? Unfortunately, this movie includes all three of these things - and no, they're not funny after. Luckily for the vast majority of people, you haven't seen this and so the true terror of this movie will be filtered through my commentary. Enjoy!

-Soapy