I REVIEW 'MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE (1966)'

‘MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE (1966)’ IS THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME

Hello, everyone! This week, I'm reviewing a film that I've been wanting to get around to discussing since the inception of my channel, 'Manos: The Hands of Fate'! It is such an infamously bad movie, and it fails in pretty much every way a move can fail. The movie centres around a family who get lost on vacation and end up stuck at a creepy house inhabited by a pseudo-vampiric cult. I've been having some trouble with audio quality while recording my voice over, and I'm trying to figure out a new set-up technique to rectify this. Hopefully, the video is still enjoyable, though.

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS (2009)'

‘MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS (2009)’ – A SERIES THE WORLD WASN’T READY FOR | Shocking Shark Films

Hello, everyone! I am reviewing another "so bad it's good" sharksploitation film today, but this one is actually decent, bar a few of the typical sharksploitation complaints. The premise is as stupid as it sounds, but it's definitely a lot of fun. I did have some issues while recording, so the audio is not on par with my other videos, but I hope it still watchable. Enjoy!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (1987)'

'MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (1987)' IS ACTUALLY UNDERRATED?!

Hi guys, this week, I'm reviewing the notorious live-action adaptation of the popular 80s cartoon 'He-Man and the Masters of the Universe'. This does pretty much everything an adaptation shouldn't do, it adds random characters that weren't from the show for (seemingly) no reason, messes up the main characters' designs and rips off other franchises. However, my final thoughts on this film may come as a surprise! Hope you enjoy the review!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'VAMPIRE'S KISS (1988)'

‘VAMPIRE’S KISS (1988)’ IS THE CRAZIEST VAMPIRE MOVIE EVER.

Hello everyone, this week I'm discussing a movie that I've been wanting to talk about for a long time! 'Vampire's Kiss' is a rather infamous black comedy horror film from 1988, with Nic Cage as a yuppie literary agent who is slowly losing is mind when he becomes obsessed with a woman he meets, while believing he is turning into a vampire. It's... an interesting watch to say the least.

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'TEEN WITCH (1989)'

‘TEEN WITCH (1989)’ INSPIRED ME TO START AN 80S RAP CAREER

Hello, everyone! This week I am reviewing 'Teen Witch' as I thought it would be fun to review a cheesy movie from the 80s again, especially one with a scene that became a meme! Overall, I think this movie was a lot of fun and the songs were definitely... memorable! Highly recommend!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'THE VELOCIPASTOR (2018)'

‘THE VELOCIPASTOR’ – The hero we didn’t need and didn’t ask for.

I am back with another "so bad it's good but self-aware" creature feature this week with my review of 'The VelociPastor'! The movie centres around a Catholic priest who transforms into a dinosaur in a werewolf-like fashion and has to stop a nefarious drug dealing gang of Catholic ninjas. It is equally parts as stupid and fun as it sounds. Enjoy!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'KILLER SOFA (2019)'

THE KILLER SOFA MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS.

This week I'm reviewing a silly possession/slasher movie (similar to 'Child's Play') from 2019 named 'Killer Sofa'. It's just as goofy as it sounds, and much like the movie I reviewed last week, 'Zombeavers (2014)', it's way more self-aware than your typical stupid "cheesy bad horror movie". I won't spoil that much from my video, but I did enjoy this film more than the usual crap I review because of that, among other reasons.

I also plan on posting more art at some point soon, I've just been feeling pretty "uninspired" this year for some reason.

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'ZOMBEAVERS (2014)'

I THOUGHT BEAVERS WERE CUTE, GUESS I WAS WRONG.

I had heard of the film 'Zombeavers' for years, and now I have finally gotten around to reviewing it! It was in equal parts what I was expecting, but it also pleasantly surprised me in how self-aware it came across as. The characters suffer the "I'm a dickhead so the audience won't care when I kick the bucket" consequence that most low-budget slasher characters suffer, but since it is parodying crappy 80s slashers, I can let it slide. Hope you all enjoy my video, and happy Easter weekend!

-Soapy

I RANT ABOUT SHAPES.

I RANT ABOUT SHAPES.

Today's video is a "very serious" video about my opinion on different shapes. Thoughts?

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'JURASSIC SHARK 2: AQUAPOCALYPSE (2021)'

THERE’S A ‘JURASSIC SHARK’ SEQUEL | Shocking Shark Films

I felt like it was about damn time to make another 'Shocking Shark Films' review, and I thought there wasn't a better film than the sequel to 'Jurassic Shark'. The original film is one of the most infamous sharksploitation films of all time (probably due to the title, although the horrible effects and acting probably don't help), and the sequel stars and was directed by the people behind 'Sharkula (2022)' - a film that I reviewed last year. Enjoy!

-Soapy