I REVIEW 'THE SWAN PRINCESS (1994)'

ODETTE DESERVED BETTER IN ‘THE SWAN PRINCESS (1994)’

Hello everyone! Today, I’m discussing the 1994 animated film called ‘The Swan Princess’, which is an adaptation of the ballet ‘Swan Lake’ by Tchaikovsky. It a princess named Odette who is involved in an arranged marriage to an idiot called Derek and is then cursed to transform into a swan at night by an evil sorcerer. She has the worst luck it seems!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'OUIJA SHARK (2020)'

‘OUIJA SHARK (2020)’ STOLE MY SOUL | Shocking Shark Films

Hello, everyone! This week, I'm reviewing the questionable film, 'Ouija Shark (2020)'. It's about a group of friends that play with a ouija board, releasing a malevolent shark spirit. This movie is very low-budget and a lot of fun, so I hope you all enjoy my review of it!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'HOMOTI (1987)'

'HOMOTI (1987)' MADE ME WANT TO PHONE HOME

This week, I’m reviewing a strange Turkish rip-off movie based on ‘E.T. The Extra Terrestrial (1982)’. The movie is about a gay alien that lands in 1970s Turkey and tries to live with some humans before returning back home. Obviously, it's heavily based on 'E.T.', but is very low budget. Despite this, I found it to be quite a fun watch.

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'MEGA LIGHTNING (2022)'

MEGA LIGHTNING (2022)’S WRITING ⚡ SHOCKED ⚡ ME!

Hello, everyone! For this week's review, I’m discussing a movie named ‘Mega Lightning’ that was released last year. It centres around two sisters and their family and friends as they try to survive a terrible lightning storm. There just so happens to be a stereotypical "crazy" human villain pursuing them at the time time. Of course, as this is a movie that I'm review, the effects are terrible, the acting cheesy and the premise is really out there.

I also have some plans for new artworks to be posted soon, so stay tuned for that!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'HIGHLANDER III: THE FINAL DIMENSION/THE SORCERER (1994)'

‘HIGHLANDER III: THE FINAL DIMENSION (1994)’ TRIED ITS BEST TO SAVE THE FRANCHISE

Hey, everyone! As you can tell from the title of this blog post and my review, this week I am reviewing part three of the 'Highlander' film series. We once more follow Connor MacLeod on his journey as another villain plans to win the Prize (yes, it's this plot-line again). Is this as bad as the first 'Highlander' sequel, 'The Quickening'? No, definitely not, and this movie even re-retcons all of the events shown in that movie. However, it's still a bad sequel and my review will (hopefully) detail why that is. Enjoy!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE (1966)'

‘MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE (1966)’ IS THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME

Hello, everyone! This week, I'm reviewing a film that I've been wanting to get around to discussing since the inception of my channel, 'Manos: The Hands of Fate'! It is such an infamously bad movie, and it fails in pretty much every way a move can fail. The movie centres around a family who get lost on vacation and end up stuck at a creepy house inhabited by a pseudo-vampiric cult. I've been having some trouble with audio quality while recording my voice over, and I'm trying to figure out a new set-up technique to rectify this. Hopefully, the video is still enjoyable, though.

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS (2009)'

‘MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS (2009)’ – A SERIES THE WORLD WASN’T READY FOR | Shocking Shark Films

Hello, everyone! I am reviewing another "so bad it's good" sharksploitation film today, but this one is actually decent, bar a few of the typical sharksploitation complaints. The premise is as stupid as it sounds, but it's definitely a lot of fun. I did have some issues while recording, so the audio is not on par with my other videos, but I hope it still watchable. Enjoy!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (1987)'

'MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (1987)' IS ACTUALLY UNDERRATED?!

Hi guys, this week, I'm reviewing the notorious live-action adaptation of the popular 80s cartoon 'He-Man and the Masters of the Universe'. This does pretty much everything an adaptation shouldn't do, it adds random characters that weren't from the show for (seemingly) no reason, messes up the main characters' designs and rips off other franchises. However, my final thoughts on this film may come as a surprise! Hope you enjoy the review!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'VAMPIRE'S KISS (1988)'

‘VAMPIRE’S KISS (1988)’ IS THE CRAZIEST VAMPIRE MOVIE EVER.

Hello everyone, this week I'm discussing a movie that I've been wanting to talk about for a long time! 'Vampire's Kiss' is a rather infamous black comedy horror film from 1988, with Nic Cage as a yuppie literary agent who is slowly losing is mind when he becomes obsessed with a woman he meets, while believing he is turning into a vampire. It's... an interesting watch to say the least.

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'TEEN WITCH (1989)'

‘TEEN WITCH (1989)’ INSPIRED ME TO START AN 80S RAP CAREER

Hello, everyone! This week I am reviewing 'Teen Witch' as I thought it would be fun to review a cheesy movie from the 80s again, especially one with a scene that became a meme! Overall, I think this movie was a lot of fun and the songs were definitely... memorable! Highly recommend!

-Soapy