I REVIEW 'JURASSIC SHARK 2: AQUAPOCALYPSE (2021)'

THERE’S A ‘JURASSIC SHARK’ SEQUEL | Shocking Shark Films

I felt like it was about damn time to make another 'Shocking Shark Films' review, and I thought there wasn't a better film than the sequel to 'Jurassic Shark'. The original film is one of the most infamous sharksploitation films of all time (probably due to the title, although the horrible effects and acting probably don't help), and the sequel stars and was directed by the people behind 'Sharkula (2022)' - a film that I reviewed last year. Enjoy!

-Soapy

I DISCUSS JEDWARD

WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH HAPPENED TO JEDWARD??!

Hey guys, in this week's video, I am going to be deviating from the type of content that I usually discuss on my channel (usually questionable films). I am going to be discussing to figures from the music scene - although they are more well-known for their activity on TikTok nowadays, from what I can tell. Hope you all enjoy the video!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'BIGFOOT VS. THE ILLUMINATI (2020)'

‘BIGFOOT VS. THE ILLUMINATI (2020)’ EXISTS AS WELL.

So, a couple of weeks ago I reviewed 'Trump vs. the Illuminati', but I wasn't aware that there was another film in the same universe that was released in the same year... 'BIGFOOT vs. the Illuminati'. It follows a very similar story-line to the other film, and it's just as bad, if not worse. I am also trying out a new editing style, which I hope will make my videos more aesthetically pleasing and will make video editing more efficient in the future. Enjoy!

-Soapy

I REVIEW CONAN THE DESTROYER

THE H8RZ ARE LYING ABOUT 'CONAN THE DESTROYER (1984)'

Last year, I made a comparison video about the 1982 and 2011 adaptations of 'Conan the Barbarian', so I figured that it was finally time to make a review about 'Conan the Destroyer'.

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'TRUMP VS THE ILLUMINATI (2020)'

YES. SOMEBODY ACTUALLY FUNDED ‘TRUMP VS THE ILLUMINATI (2020)'

What comes to mind when you hear that a film with that title exists? Conspiracy theory references? 2016 memes? A horribly obvious low budget? Unfortunately, this movie includes all three of these things - and no, they're not funny after. Luckily for the vast majority of people, you haven't seen this and so the true terror of this movie will be filtered through my commentary. Enjoy!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'HIGHLANDER II (1991)'

APPARENTLY, THERE CAN BE MORE THAN ONE.

This week, I am reviewing 'Highlander II (1991)', as towards the end of last year, I reviewed the original 'Highlander'. Although the original has aged well and is definitely one of my favourite films, the same CANNOT be said for it's sequel. It's messily edited, full of cliches and doesn't even follow the lore of its predecessor, all issues I discuss in detail as part of my review. Enjoy!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987)'

MY FAVOURITE ROMANCE MOVIE OF ALL TIME.

Hello, everyone! This week I am posting my Valentine's Day special, a review of my favourite romance movie of all time, 'The Princess Bride'. Throughout the review, I try to explain why it is my favourite, and why I think it should be considered a standard for Valentine's Day!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'FRANKENWEENIE'

Why I Prefer ‘Frankenweenie (2012)’ to ‘Frankenweenie (1984)’

For this week's video, I am discussing the short film 'Frankenweenie (1984)' and why I think its 2012 feature-length remake does a better job at telling the story. Enjoy!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'COOL AS ICE (1991)'

Vanilla Ice was in a movie – AND IT WAS BAD?!

Hello everyone, in today's video, I review the film 'Cool As Ice (1991)' starring Vanilla Ice. That's right, Vanilla Ice starred in a romcom musical where he is a rapper. It's the 90s in a movie. It's exactly what one would expect from such a description. For this video, I also play the game SuperTux 2 in the background instead of there being a speed-paint, as the game is set in an ice-y setting.

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'LLAMAGEDDON (2015)'

Well, at least “killer alien llamas” was an original idea.

For this week's review, I'm discussing the film 'Llamageddon (2015)'. As you can probably tell from the title, the film centres around a llama - an alien KILLER llama - that terrorises a group of partying youths. This is definitely one of the better and more self-aware 'no-budget' trashy comedy horror movies, but it's also definitely not my favourite. Hope you enjoy the review!

-Soapy