I REVIEW 'FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)'

‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S (2023)’ – Is It Worth the 8 Year Long Wait?

Hello everyone! In my latest video, I’m reviewing the much-awaited ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ (or ‘FNAF’) movie! It centres around a security guard called Mike who ends up working at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza after being fired from his job as a mall security guard. But, he also has to compete with his aunt for custody of his sister, all while the animatronics in the abandoned restaurant are behaving strangely. Is it scary? How accurate is it to the games? Is it entertaining regardless? Let’s find out!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'GENESIS OF THE DALEKS'

‘GENESIS OF THE DALEKS’ | Doctor Who’s Best?

Hey, guys! This is my first video of 2024! In it, I discuss one of the most popular ‘Doctor Who’ serials of all time, ‘Genesis of the Daleks’! The Doctor and his companions are tasked by the Time Lords with intercepting the creation of the Doctor's greatest foe, the Daleks, during a war on their home planet. Due to the setting, the protagonists get caught in middle of it, resulting in many issues with the mission. Do they finish what they were set out to do and is it worthy of being one of the most well-known pieces of ‘Doctor Who’ lore? I discuss all of this in my review!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'THE MEAN ONE (2023)'

'THE MEAN ONE (2022)’ | Campy Horror Fun or Cringe-Inducing?

Hello everyone! In this week's video, I’m reviewing the 2022 horror film ‘The Mean One’. The film parodies the 2000 adaptation of ‘How the Grinch Stole Christmas!’ starring Jim Carey, but in a slasher format. It stars David Howard Thornton of 'Terrifier' fame in the lead role, and centers around a town that is trying to deal with his Christmas slashings every year, which started with an accident one Christmas Eve. But is it campy fun or cringe-inducing? Let's find out! Merry Christmas, all!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER AND THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS'

Who Else Remembers 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys (2001)'?

Hello everyone! I hope you’re all having a great winter in the weeks coming up to Christmas, and in today’s video, I’m reviewing the film, 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys (2001). This is a film from my early childhood, and is a sequel to the 1964 Rankin/Bass special 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'. This film definitely tried to "upgrade" from the original, utilising the same characters and plot points, but being fully CGI instead of stop-motion animation. I watched it many times growing up, but I wonder if this movie is as enjoyable as I remember?

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'BEAUTIFUL DISASTER (2023)'

‘BEAUTIFUL DISASTER (2023)’ – What is HAPPENING to Romance Movies?!

Hello everyone! In this week's video, I review a bit of a movie named ‘Beautiful Disaster’, which is definitely doing a little trolling. It was based on a YA novel by Jamie McGuire, which was apparently written in seriousness. It centres around a couple called Abby (a gambling prodigy) and Travis (an underground boxer). iI follows the same story beats as your typical YA romance plots, but it surprised me in the way that it didn't take itself super seriously. Enjoy!

-Soapy

NEW REVIEWS!

Is ‘JACK AND JILL (2011)’ Adam Sandler’s WORST Movie?!

‘THE LAST VAMPIRE ON EARTH (2010)’ – The ULTIMATE ‘Twilight’ Parody!

‘BLOODRAYNE (2005)’ – The LAZIEST Vampire Movie

Hey guys, I've been busy lately so I couldn't post too much, unfortunately. Here is an update post about all the reviews I've posted during my absence (in chronological order)! The first is about 'Jack and Jill (2011)', an infamous film starring Adam Sandler. It centres around fraternal twins Jack and Jill (both played by Sandler), and Jack's struggle with understanding his sister's eccentric behaviour when she comes to stay with him (shenanigans ensue for attempted comic effect). This film was nominated for every category of the Razzies, and in my review, I try to figure out why.

The second review listed is one about 'The Last Vampire on Earth (2010)', a very clear 'Twilight' parody that is painfully 2010s. It centres around a very religious girl named Chloe, who falls in love with her classmate (who just so happens to be a vampire), Aurelius. They star as the lead roles in a school production of 'Dracula', and both of them have a secret that they try to hide from their classmates (and initially, each other).

This week's review is about 'BloodRaybe (2005)', probably the most famous "bad movie" out of the three. It is an adaptation and prequel to the 'BloodRayne' video game series, and the story centres around Rayne, a dhampir who joins an anti-supernatural secret society in order to take down her father, King of the Vampires.

I'm not a super big fan of any of the movies listed here, but I definitely don't think that any of them qualify as "the worst movie ever made". They all have their individual merits and flaws, and have all been critiqued over the years. I hope you all enjoy my reviews!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'THE AMAZING BULK (2012)

‘THE AMAZING BULK (2012)’ is what the GRIMACE SHAKE does!

Hello everyone! This week, I’m reviewing 'The Amazing Bulk’! This is fun, low budget parody of Marvel’s ‘Hulk’ character, about a young scientist named Hank that gains the ability to turn into a big purple “bulk” after one of his experiments goes horribly, horribly wrong. He is recruited by the government to stop an evil villain as well as balance the drama of his personal life. Chaos ensues!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE (1957)'

‘PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE (1957)’ – The Most INFAMOUS Ed Wood Film

Hey, everyone! In today’s video, I am discussing the infamous ‘Plan 9 From Outer Space’. It's one of Ed Wood's most popular/well-known movies, and for good reason! In basic terms, the film is about aliens who begin and invasion involving resurrecting the dead! Unfortunately, this is a "so bad it's good" video, so this premise is not executed very professionally. Hope you enjoy my commentary!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'STREET FIGHTER (1994)'

‘STREET FIGHTER (1994)’ WALKED so that the Avengers could RUN.

Hello, everyone! This week, I’m reviewing 'STREET FIGHTER', a film that I watched during my childhood. It's supposed to be a live-action adaptation of the 'Street Fighter II' game, but is pretty infamously terrible.

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY (2023)'

‘WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY (2023)’ OBLITERATED my last functioning brain cell

Hey guys, so this week I braved that new 'Winnie the Pooh' based slasher flick. It's a pretty twisted take on A.A. Milne’s characters, and I'm not sure if I like it as a film, even in a 'so bad it's good' sense. I'd watch a sequel to it, just to see where they take the story, but I didn't find the film particularly fun beyond the premise. Hope you all enjoy my review!

-Soapy