NEW REVIEWS!

Is ‘JACK AND JILL (2011)’ Adam Sandler’s WORST Movie?!

‘THE LAST VAMPIRE ON EARTH (2010)’ – The ULTIMATE ‘Twilight’ Parody!

‘BLOODRAYNE (2005)’ – The LAZIEST Vampire Movie

Hey guys, I've been busy lately so I couldn't post too much, unfortunately. Here is an update post about all the reviews I've posted during my absence (in chronological order)! The first is about 'Jack and Jill (2011)', an infamous film starring Adam Sandler. It centres around fraternal twins Jack and Jill (both played by Sandler), and Jack's struggle with understanding his sister's eccentric behaviour when she comes to stay with him (shenanigans ensue for attempted comic effect). This film was nominated for every category of the Razzies, and in my review, I try to figure out why.

The second review listed is one about 'The Last Vampire on Earth (2010)', a very clear 'Twilight' parody that is painfully 2010s. It centres around a very religious girl named Chloe, who falls in love with her classmate (who just so happens to be a vampire), Aurelius. They star as the lead roles in a school production of 'Dracula', and both of them have a secret that they try to hide from their classmates (and initially, each other).

This week's review is about 'BloodRaybe (2005)', probably the most famous "bad movie" out of the three. It is an adaptation and prequel to the 'BloodRayne' video game series, and the story centres around Rayne, a dhampir who joins an anti-supernatural secret society in order to take down her father, King of the Vampires.

I'm not a super big fan of any of the movies listed here, but I definitely don't think that any of them qualify as "the worst movie ever made". They all have their individual merits and flaws, and have all been critiqued over the years. I hope you all enjoy my reviews!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'THE AMAZING BULK (2012)

‘THE AMAZING BULK (2012)’ is what the GRIMACE SHAKE does!

Hello everyone! This week, I’m reviewing 'The Amazing Bulk’! This is fun, low budget parody of Marvel’s ‘Hulk’ character, about a young scientist named Hank that gains the ability to turn into a big purple “bulk” after one of his experiments goes horribly, horribly wrong. He is recruited by the government to stop an evil villain as well as balance the drama of his personal life. Chaos ensues!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE (1957)'

‘PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE (1957)’ – The Most INFAMOUS Ed Wood Film

Hey, everyone! In today’s video, I am discussing the infamous ‘Plan 9 From Outer Space’. It's one of Ed Wood's most popular/well-known movies, and for good reason! In basic terms, the film is about aliens who begin and invasion involving resurrecting the dead! Unfortunately, this is a "so bad it's good" video, so this premise is not executed very professionally. Hope you enjoy my commentary!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'STREET FIGHTER (1994)'

‘STREET FIGHTER (1994)’ WALKED so that the Avengers could RUN.

Hello, everyone! This week, I’m reviewing 'STREET FIGHTER', a film that I watched during my childhood. It's supposed to be a live-action adaptation of the 'Street Fighter II' game, but is pretty infamously terrible.

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY (2023)'

‘WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY (2023)’ OBLITERATED my last functioning brain cell

Hey guys, so this week I braved that new 'Winnie the Pooh' based slasher flick. It's a pretty twisted take on A.A. Milne’s characters, and I'm not sure if I like it as a film, even in a 'so bad it's good' sense. I'd watch a sequel to it, just to see where they take the story, but I didn't find the film particularly fun beyond the premise. Hope you all enjoy my review!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'THE SWAN PRINCESS (1994)'

ODETTE DESERVED BETTER IN ‘THE SWAN PRINCESS (1994)’

Hello everyone! Today, I’m discussing the 1994 animated film called ‘The Swan Princess’, which is an adaptation of the ballet ‘Swan Lake’ by Tchaikovsky. It a princess named Odette who is involved in an arranged marriage to an idiot called Derek and is then cursed to transform into a swan at night by an evil sorcerer. She has the worst luck it seems!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'OUIJA SHARK (2020)'

‘OUIJA SHARK (2020)’ STOLE MY SOUL | Shocking Shark Films

Hello, everyone! This week, I'm reviewing the questionable film, 'Ouija Shark (2020)'. It's about a group of friends that play with a ouija board, releasing a malevolent shark spirit. This movie is very low-budget and a lot of fun, so I hope you all enjoy my review of it!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'HOMOTI (1987)'

'HOMOTI (1987)' MADE ME WANT TO PHONE HOME

This week, I’m reviewing a strange Turkish rip-off movie based on ‘E.T. The Extra Terrestrial (1982)’. The movie is about a gay alien that lands in 1970s Turkey and tries to live with some humans before returning back home. Obviously, it's heavily based on 'E.T.', but is very low budget. Despite this, I found it to be quite a fun watch.

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'MEGA LIGHTNING (2022)'

MEGA LIGHTNING (2022)’S WRITING ⚡ SHOCKED ⚡ ME!

Hello, everyone! For this week's review, I’m discussing a movie named ‘Mega Lightning’ that was released last year. It centres around two sisters and their family and friends as they try to survive a terrible lightning storm. There just so happens to be a stereotypical "crazy" human villain pursuing them at the time time. Of course, as this is a movie that I'm review, the effects are terrible, the acting cheesy and the premise is really out there.

I also have some plans for new artworks to be posted soon, so stay tuned for that!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'HIGHLANDER III: THE FINAL DIMENSION/THE SORCERER (1994)'

‘HIGHLANDER III: THE FINAL DIMENSION (1994)’ TRIED ITS BEST TO SAVE THE FRANCHISE

Hey, everyone! As you can tell from the title of this blog post and my review, this week I am reviewing part three of the 'Highlander' film series. We once more follow Connor MacLeod on his journey as another villain plans to win the Prize (yes, it's this plot-line again). Is this as bad as the first 'Highlander' sequel, 'The Quickening'? No, definitely not, and this movie even re-retcons all of the events shown in that movie. However, it's still a bad sequel and my review will (hopefully) detail why that is. Enjoy!

-Soapy