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New Reviews!

Posted by soapybsuds - August 25th, 2023


NEW REVIEWS!


Is ‘JACK AND JILL (2011)’ Adam Sandler’s WORST Movie?!

‘THE LAST VAMPIRE ON EARTH (2010)’ – The ULTIMATE ‘Twilight’ Parody!

‘BLOODRAYNE (2005)’ – The LAZIEST Vampire Movie


Hey guys, I've been busy lately so I couldn't post too much, unfortunately. Here is an update post about all the reviews I've posted during my absence (in chronological order)! The first is about 'Jack and Jill (2011)', an infamous film starring Adam Sandler. It centres around fraternal twins Jack and Jill (both played by Sandler), and Jack's struggle with understanding his sister's eccentric behaviour when she comes to stay with him (shenanigans ensue for attempted comic effect). This film was nominated for every category of the Razzies, and in my review, I try to figure out why.


The second review listed is one about 'The Last Vampire on Earth (2010)', a very clear 'Twilight' parody that is painfully 2010s. It centres around a very religious girl named Chloe, who falls in love with her classmate (who just so happens to be a vampire), Aurelius. They star as the lead roles in a school production of 'Dracula', and both of them have a secret that they try to hide from their classmates (and initially, each other).


This week's review is about 'BloodRaybe (2005)', probably the most famous "bad movie" out of the three. It is an adaptation and prequel to the 'BloodRayne' video game series, and the story centres around Rayne, a dhampir who joins an anti-supernatural secret society in order to take down her father, King of the Vampires.


I'm not a super big fan of any of the movies listed here, but I definitely don't think that any of them qualify as "the worst movie ever made". They all have their individual merits and flaws, and have all been critiqued over the years. I hope you all enjoy my reviews!


-Soapy


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