I REVIEW 'JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER (2001)'

I SACRIFICED MYSELF TO WATCH ‘JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER (2001)’

For this week's review, I review the atrocious film 'Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter'. It is exactly what you'd expect from the title alone. In short, a group of evil vampires are trying to convert all the lesbians in a town to make some kind of lesbian vampire army and Jesus is called upon to save them. Other than the premise being extremely questionable the whole film looks and sounds like it was filmed on a Nokia from the early 2000s. I hope my review makes it bearable!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'SUCK (2009)'

HOW MUCH DOES ‘SUCK (2009)’ SUCK?

For this week's review video, I decided to review a film that I found mediocre, yet endearing and entertaining. This film turned out to be 'Suck', a 2009 rock n' roll musical black comedy film centering around a band called the Winners, who find themselves dealing with more extreme band-related problems when their bassist is turned into a vampire. As you can imagine, chaos ensues. Enjoy the review!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'SHARKULA (2022)'

I THINK ‘SHARKULA (2022)’ BIT OFF MORE THAN IT COULD CHEW | Shocking Shark Films

Hey, everyone! For this week's episode of my "Vampire Month 2022" series on my channel, I am reviewing a terrible vampire-themed sharksploitation film titled 'Sharkula', that was released this year. I have seen a lot of bad (particularly sharksploitation) films but I've never seen anything quite this bad, the footage looks like it was filmed on a Nokia from 2005. Watch at your own risk!

-Soapy

DISCUSSING THE CBBC SHOW, 'YOUNG DRACULA'

‘Young Dracula (2006-2014)’ | What Happened?

Hey, everyone! In this week's video, I discuss an old childhood favourite of mine to celebrate 'Vampire Month'. The show in question is 'Young Dracula', a show that ran on CBBC from 2006-2014. The show had a break between 2008 and 2011 and after this break, the writing began to decrease in quality over time in my opinion. In this video I discuss my thoughts on this and why.

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'MORBIUS (2022)'

WATCHING ‘MORBIUS (2022)’ SUCKED THE LIFE OUT OF ME

Halloween is my favourite time of the year. In order to celebrate this, I have started a 'Vampire Month' series on my channel. To mark the beginning of this month, I have created a review of the infamous film 'Morbius'. I know I'm kind of late to the party, but I figured it would be the perfect film to start the month of with, considering its notoriety. Enjoy the cringe!

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'GOOD MOURNING (2022)'

BURN ALL COPIES OF MGK'S NEW MOVIE

Linked above is my review of the film 'Good Mourning', released earlier this year and written, directed, produced and starring Machine Gun Kelly and Mod Sun. Yes, we have a personal story people, a self-insert fan-fiction. I don't want to spoil too much from the film, but this movie highly relies on unfunny drug jokes and cameos. Brace yourselves, this is the kind of film that you can only enjoy if you were incredibly high.

-Soapy

I REVIEW 'AMERICAN PSYCHO II: ALL AMERICAN GIRL (2002)'

‘AMERICAN PSYCHO II (2002)’ SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN MADE

This week's review is about 'American Psycho II', a lesser known, low quality sequel to its infamous predecessor. Without spoiling too much, I must say that this movie was originally filmed and edited as a completely unrelated film to 'American Psycho'. Because of this, it is not only a cheesy and bad movie, it is also a terrible sequel. Enjoy me ripping it apart!

-Soapy

200 YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBER Q&A SPECIAL

200 Subscriber Special! | Q&A & Minecraft #2!

Linked above is my ever-promised 200 Subscriber Q&A Special. I hope you all enjoy the video and had your questions answered as you wished if you did ask any. If you didn't get the opportunity to do so, don't worry as I will definitely make more Q&As in the future.

-Soapy

200 SUBSCRIBER SPECIAL

200 YouTube Subscriber Q&A Announcement Video

I have almost reached 200 subs on YouTube, and to celebrate I am making another Q&A video! It depends on when I get enough questions to make a quality video, but I should be making the special in a few days to about a week from now, to give you all enough time to ask any questions. I will try to answer as many as I can.

Linked above is an announcement video that I have made for people to leave their questions in the comments of, but feel free to leave any questions you have in the comments of this post as well. Thanks for the support, guys.

-Soapy

My Review of 'They/Them (2022)'

THERE IS SO MUCH WASTED POTENTIAL IN ‘THEY/THEM (2022)’

This week's review is about a movie that came out earlier this year, a slasher movie titled 'They/Them'. Yes, it was based around a shitty pun. The movie centres around a bunch of young people who are forced to attend a gay conversion therapy camp headed by Kevin Bacon himself. Cringe ensues and most of the kills are off-screen/cutaway kills. The movie is not worth a watch but my review definitely is!

-Soapy