I REVIEW 'JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER (2001)'

I SACRIFICED MYSELF TO WATCH ‘JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER (2001)’

For this week's review, I review the atrocious film 'Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter'. It is exactly what you'd expect from the title alone. In short, a group of evil vampires are trying to convert all the lesbians in a town to make some kind of lesbian vampire army and Jesus is called upon to save them. Other than the premise being extremely questionable the whole film looks and sounds like it was filmed on a Nokia from the early 2000s. I hope my review makes it bearable!

-Soapy